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If the Guest Is Too Tall for the Guest Bed, Cut Off His Feet!

According to an ancient Greek myth, Procrustes was the ultimate bad host. He would cut off his guests' feet to make them fit the bed.

Accord­ing to ancient Greek mythol­o­gy, there was once a man named Pro­crustes who was the world’s worst host. He had an inn by the side of a road, and he offered hos­pi­tal­i­ty to pass­ing strangers. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, if you were too short to fit his iron guest bed, he would stretch you to make you fit. If you were too tall, he’d chop your feet off. Obvi­ous­ly, a bet­ter solu­tion would be to find a bed that fits the guest.

When­ev­er I hear about some­one get­ting their stom­ach sta­pled, I think of Pro­crustes. Are peo­ple obese because their stom­ach is too large? I doubt it. Maybe the solu­tion to obe­si­ty isn’t to sur­gi­cal­ly reduce the size of the stom­ach, but to reduce the calo­rie den­si­ty of the food. If peo­ple ate as much as they want of low-fat, high-fiber, plant-based foods, they can con­trol their weight nat­u­ral­ly with­out count­ing calo­ries or feel­ing hun­gry. In oth­er words, they could go ape, go wild, and eat plants instead of sub­mit­ting to expen­sive and dan­ger­ous surgery. Here are a bunch of peo­ple who have done just that!